soobiebear: (Dave&Jaymz)
Always come at a time when you can't do anything about them. Was in the shower and had a fucking fantastic plot line pop into my head. Trying to work it out in my head, might end up writing it out longhand. Maybe I can get some typing time in.

I blame [livejournal.com profile] fictionallica Isis (and Wishful Thinking) for it.

Crack!Fic

Jan. 1st, 2012 11:31 pm
soobiebear: (DearGodKill)
A little CrackFic is good for the soul. Just tired of all the pre-teens on the internet today.

Title: King Clifford
Rating: Spastic Crack
Warnings: Poor grammar, typography, and general molestation of the human condition

"Hey there sexxxxxxi," Lars shoutted to Jaymz.
:Hey youself baby cakes. James put down his weight lifting stuff and showed off his ripped arms. "You get that self tanner from Wallyworld for me?"
Uli pranced into the garage, lighter than a field of posies. "Duh, you should chek your texts."
"LOL, its 1984 there ar no texts yet." "Any Facebook?" "Umm nope." "Well, here's some booze, it's ten am, lets guzzle them down."
"Ok, you know I'm only 17 and can't drink yet."

Ten bottles of Jack Daniels later, Jamez laid on the couch with Lars brusting him pretty hiar.

James said, "Im thinking of changing my name to Amythist Honesty Arabelle Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way whatchoo think?'

Lars puked ina bucket 'cos he was drunk. We started taking off each other's clotes quickly. He took my black boxers and thew them at the wall. Cliff walked inthe room with Chutulu riding his shoulders liek a gently bucking brocho.

"サンノゼに方法を知っているか。"

'Did the Tentakelgeschlecht injure your piston?" James out loud said. He then bent over the couch while Lars ate popcorn. "If yr sexy and u know it clap yr hands!"

All 3 of them clapped, あなたのそれはバケツで吐くある。, said Zombie Cliff becaise he was dead.
Lars: Holy shit, we have a show tonight in the Bahamas.
James: Ok, lets drive there.
Lars: I have mapquest on my phone, lolz, it says I need a boat.
私のバンを取らない。 said Cliff as he ate Dave Mustains' brain.

So they got in a limo they stole and drove to the Bahamas for the show, going 3000 miles an hour and not stoping for gas. They got a bit wet after Key West, but managed to Nicholas Cage onto a drug runner's speed boat and get to the massive arena on time. Unfortunately, they realized that the Bahamas was a severely economically depressed third world nation and they left all their guitars back in California. Cliff and Chutulu ate their way through the band, and are now preserved in matching rum vats in the state capital, where they are considered heroes.

The End! PLZ possitive comments and I'll write more, really just tell me how good it is and more of this crap could be all yours! Other wise I'm slitting my wrists. OK tks BAI!

Fic: X X X

Jan. 1st, 2012 01:46 am
soobiebear: (Dave&Jaymz)
EDIT: I can share now as it got posted to the comm.

Title: X X X
Prompt: 14. Metallica (James Hetfield/Jason Newsted)
Rating; Adult
Size: 5786-ish
Summary: Jason agrees to attend Metallica's 30-th Anniversary Party at the Fillmore and finds he has more admirers than he realized.
Warning: I know the prompt said Hetfield/Newsted, but the bunnies jumped in and stole Jason away. I tried, I really did.
Read more... )
soobiebear: (Wednesday)
I've done it. A current writing sample so I can participate in X_Mas Rocks. Been a long time since I've really written anything other than just scribbling down a few notes or technical writing. Could really expand on it if I wanted to, but I think this is a good place to cut it off for now. Don't want it getting out of hand.

Fandom: Metallica
Warning: Slight Slash overtones
Rating: Pg-13
Timeframe: 1985

Writing Sample )

WIP meme

Jul. 30th, 2009 10:37 pm
soobiebear: (preston)
Meme stolen from [livejournal.com profile] mayqueen517 who borrowed it from [livejournal.com profile] hector_rashbaum.

The WIP meme: post a little bit of each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.

Read more... )

MIsc

May. 8th, 2008 07:40 pm
soobiebear: (PeteGabriel)
Where to start. Lots of varied points today.

Flashback )

Rock of Ages shows )

Fiction )

Survey from Babzz )

Fic

Dec. 30th, 2007 10:54 pm
soobiebear: (Susan)
Have posted my first fic to the Leppard group. Should be interesting, have never written in that community before and don't know why they grabbed me again suddenly. Especially a Steve Clark story, I was so put off by that psychotic Steve fan a while back that I just couldn't even think of it. Ross Halfin has a way with a camera, and I guess that's the main reason the story jumped up in my head. Not a happy one, but not too bad either. An entry fic, as it were. My first foot in the door.

STORY TITLE: Desert of Flames
AUTHOR: Soobiebear
RATING: R (nothing graphic)
STYLE: Angst, slash(y)
STARRING: Phil/Steve, guest appearance by Ross Halfin
COMMENTS: Not a happy story, don't read if depressed or in any way emotionally unstable. Also my first foray into LepFiction so details might not be exact.
DISCLAIMER: This story is complete fiction, existing only in the mind of the author, and has nothing to do with accepted reality. But they really like each other in my pervy mind.

Onto the Fic! )

And the pic that inspired said story:
Photobucket

Kind of weird, normally when you are into a fandom, the first thing you write it what you find pretty or interesting. Richard, basically. Strange that I wrote Steve and Phil (who does nothing for me, honest). Looking forward to some really interesting porny Richard story, but haven't been able to come up with anything usable. Will just have to think harder on that subject.

Oh, and for Little Miss Thang, I'm really no longer upset with you, more merely disappointed in your actions and poor attempts to gain attention. But hey, that's life. I'm still the one with the nekkid photos of him.

Skin Pix )
Shame you weren't nicer at the time. I like sharing things normally. But as for now, they're not going up on any related site. My little private stash. Neener! :P Plus it'll show me if one of your little pathetic monkeys is still lurking around. I doubt it after all this time.

In other news: I've just purchased a mandolin. Go me! Happy Christmas to me!
soobiebear: (Dan Anni)
Make sure you read Part 1 first.


Part 2 )
soobiebear: (Default)
"Post too Large" - well, here's the fic then. Let's see if it likes this.


And best of all, if you're bored enough to have read this far, the guy who drove me home had a laptop, so I had six free hours to write porn while being chauffered around like royalty. Bonus!

Title: Gone Fishing
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Exhibitionism, multiple partners (MMMF), group sex, sloppy seconds/thirds
Length: 25pages
Fandom: Stone Gods
Style: PWP, pure smut
Summary: Dan's girlfriend tags along on the boy's fishing trip to the Broads.
Inspirational Photos:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Part 1 )

Part 2 here

More Fic

Aug. 18th, 2007 05:32 pm
soobiebear: (Dan Anni)
Triple H alert today: Hungover, hungry, and horny. Wrote a little bit to amuse myself. Got to thinking, Dan always picks the thin blonde young ones, what if he pulled a fattie?

Then Justin pokes his nose in, 'cos everything's all about Justin these days.

The usual warnings. Vera )

Bored

Jul. 29th, 2007 11:07 pm
soobiebear: (Dan Anni)
So what do I do when I'm bored? Write fic! Huzzah!

Title: Click Click Click
Author: Suzi
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Non-redemptive smut, PWP.
Fandom: Works as a stand alone bit, but some will know who Dan is.
Warnings: Pretty tame as far as smutty fic goes. Het, if that's a warning in certain circles.
Summary: Being family portrait photographer wasn't usually an exciting job, with the exception of one particular client.

Click Click Click )
soobiebear: (Bucky)
Anyone got time to beta a quick four page Hawkins/Hawkins RPS fic?  It needs to be spell/grammar checked, plot-or-lack-thereof checked, and Britpicked.

Don't click on the cut unless you can pass the three qualifications.
1. You are of age in your place of reading.
2. You are not offended by fiction and non-true stories.  It's a fiction, I made it up, it never happened.  (Not that it wouldn't be hot if it did.)
3. You think I do this for the loads of cash it brings in.

Did I saw three?  I meant four.
4. You have any intentions of legal or civil persecution against moi.  I have nothing, you will get some dry cat food and dirty dishes.  It's not worth it.

Read more... )

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