Computer Idiots

I don't mean spammers, trolls, or AOL'ers.  I mean real ignorant people interacting with computers.  Take unnamed relation, who runs a gift shop in town.  Computers are down all day, including cash registers.  So she calls tech support.  Thumbs up right off; bonus points for not attempting to fix it herself.  Her tech guy, who is a "friend who does computers" not a "computer tech I've come to trust" can't figure it out.  After trying until 5pm, they give up and call William.  Who already worked a full day of construction and hard labour.  Who has to get my ass out of work early so he can drive to the shop so I won't have to walk home.  William is still out there fixing her system.  God knows what's wrong.  Someone's fat ass probably dropped a cheese danish on the hub and took down the system.  I did the initial layout on their website, hate to see where's it's gone to now after a year and a half of someone else (even though she's semi-intelligent) running it.  Grr.  So supper has been pushed back a while.  I am hungry, dammit.  Billy, come home.

Now I've gone too far out in the Waters...

I should balance the checkbook and write out the rent check tonight.  Get paid Monday.  Yeah.  Sounds like a plan.  After I have a few beers and some red meat.  "Look, mommy, it's supper!"  "But honey, that's a cow in that pasture."  "Mooooo..."