Stupid Lunch

First the communal can opener in the lunch room goes missing. It was there on Friday, now it's gone. So I can't eat my can of Vegetable Soup I brought. Not a big deal, I miraculously remembered to bring my "backup" lunch of Cup-o-Soup.

I ran upstairs to me desk and get the styrofoam salted blood pressure raising food like substance. I walk all the way back to the canteen and begin to fill the Pot Noodle with hot water from the side vent on the coffee machine. Going along great until my hands start to burn.

Damn Pot Noodle Cup had friggin' holes in it.

Some punk at the grocer had poked holes in the Pot Noodle container, and boiling water ran out, all over my hands and the counter and the coffee machine.

Not just hot water, but shrimp flavoured hot water. So I didn't get any liquid to sip and warm up with, my noodles didn't cook, and I made a mess. Hopefully no one's allergic or questions why the one pot of decaf tastes funny.

I'm bringin' in me own can opener. The old fashioned kind that costs $.50 and can kill a man with a little creativity.

I'm so pissed off it's bringing out my Scouser. I just re-read the entry. Yikes!