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Men Being Stupid
May. 6th, 2007 07:27 pmGranted, I've only heard one part of the story, but David (the middle brother of us three biological siblings) if a fucking moron. He had a new car, nice house, beautiful wife (who as far as I can tell has only been the sweetest person on Earth) and he's left her. He's been having an affair with a floozy at his work and decided to follow the pussy instead of working on his marriage. Oh, and to make things better, he told Noreen he was leaving by placing a note on the table and dissapearing.
So, if anyone sees my brother, beat the shite out of him and then call one of us to pick up the remains.
And they wonder why I like women so much.
Can't hate him really - he's my brother. Never liked him much, we always argued and he was just an annoying little twat, but there was no call for this. Not leaving her with a double mortgaged house, two car payments, a dozen odd animals, and a note that says "I can't do this anymore".
That's a fine note if you're going to jump off a bridge or go into a mental health clinic. Not an acceptable note if you're shacking up with the next bit of tail to catch your fancy and hiding like the whimp you are. Grow up and grow a backbone. Done with your wife? At least you could tell her.
Wanker.
So, if anyone sees my brother, beat the shite out of him and then call one of us to pick up the remains.
And they wonder why I like women so much.
Can't hate him really - he's my brother. Never liked him much, we always argued and he was just an annoying little twat, but there was no call for this. Not leaving her with a double mortgaged house, two car payments, a dozen odd animals, and a note that says "I can't do this anymore".
That's a fine note if you're going to jump off a bridge or go into a mental health clinic. Not an acceptable note if you're shacking up with the next bit of tail to catch your fancy and hiding like the whimp you are. Grow up and grow a backbone. Done with your wife? At least you could tell her.
Wanker.
