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Was reading through InsideOswego, the local gossip page. Got reading about a fight that happened at a bar I used to frequent. Could hardly get through the post - the grammar was just so atrocious. I don't mind a few typos, everyone makes mistakes, but this is just idiotic. Shows you what a high school education over here in America can do for you. Most of my non-primary English speaking friends do a lot better with the language than this guy.
"Anonymous writes "Lets get this straight... A man walks into a bar buzzing from the place ware he was before.. Hes served at the counter. He wants the bar tender to call his wife or girlfriend to pick him up, she comes.. The " bouncer" is called over cause he dont want to leave. The bounce ask's him to leave in a vary polite mannor three times. So the bouncer throughs him out an walks back inside.. The gentlemen that the bouncer through out starts to smash his head on the out side of the window of the bar.. Now this bouncer has a dicsion to make, let the window brake or remove the man him self from braking it... so this bouncer remove the man from the window, told him to go home.. The man refused to leave. the man proceeded tord the bouncer in a voilent mannor. He swung on the bouncer tree times an than some.. Missed everytime, now the bouncer worned him not to do that again. The bouncer turns around to walk back into the bar an the man rushed him by that time, the bouncer than proceeded to defend him self. The man fell to the ground an at that time the police showed. now to wat i saw the man was still in raged out side of the bar infront of the police as well. the man was worned twice the the poliiice that they were going to put him down with stunners if he didnt stop...At that time the bouncer walked back inside as he was suppose to be. the window was intact an everyone was safe .. I think there should be more of these bouncers around to keep bars safe... Thats wat there there for in the first place...Thank you a concerded bar mate..." "
Go America! So glad to see you have only one primary language and most of your citizens can't even properly navigate the one.
I don't think the US will be a 'superpower' much longer...
"Anonymous writes "Lets get this straight... A man walks into a bar buzzing from the place ware he was before.. Hes served at the counter. He wants the bar tender to call his wife or girlfriend to pick him up, she comes.. The " bouncer" is called over cause he dont want to leave. The bounce ask's him to leave in a vary polite mannor three times. So the bouncer throughs him out an walks back inside.. The gentlemen that the bouncer through out starts to smash his head on the out side of the window of the bar.. Now this bouncer has a dicsion to make, let the window brake or remove the man him self from braking it... so this bouncer remove the man from the window, told him to go home.. The man refused to leave. the man proceeded tord the bouncer in a voilent mannor. He swung on the bouncer tree times an than some.. Missed everytime, now the bouncer worned him not to do that again. The bouncer turns around to walk back into the bar an the man rushed him by that time, the bouncer than proceeded to defend him self. The man fell to the ground an at that time the police showed. now to wat i saw the man was still in raged out side of the bar infront of the police as well. the man was worned twice the the poliiice that they were going to put him down with stunners if he didnt stop...At that time the bouncer walked back inside as he was suppose to be. the window was intact an everyone was safe .. I think there should be more of these bouncers around to keep bars safe... Thats wat there there for in the first place...Thank you a concerded bar mate..." "
Go America! So glad to see you have only one primary language and most of your citizens can't even properly navigate the one.
I don't think the US will be a 'superpower' much longer...
