Veteran's Mayhem
May. 23rd, 2008 08:25 pmI feel like John Paul Jones. This is tomorrow...
Everything for Veteran's Day; going to the cemetary and putting up the flags, having the cookout, baking the brownies - it's all tomorrow, not Monday as I'd been told.
God, I've not shaved my legs in over a month, there's no way I can wear a spring dress looking like Sasquatch. Not when I have to be socially acceptable to Small Town America.
Fuck it. Fuck it all. Where's my porn?
Everything for Veteran's Day; going to the cemetary and putting up the flags, having the cookout, baking the brownies - it's all tomorrow, not Monday as I'd been told.
God, I've not shaved my legs in over a month, there's no way I can wear a spring dress looking like Sasquatch. Not when I have to be socially acceptable to Small Town America.
Fuck it. Fuck it all. Where's my porn?