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Mattresses
Oct. 11th, 2008 09:58 amAin't mattresses brilliant!
Not only can you sleep really comfortably on them, and have lovely dreams on them, and anything else you wanna think of - but you can also stash your money under them!!!!! Every time I get into bed these days I hear a rustling noise from under mine. I call it 'The Credit Crunch'. Every home should have one! My mattress even has its own personal private bodyguard, as Dean From Round The Corner will vouch for. Thanks Mikey - keep 'em peeled!
Not only can you sleep really comfortably on them, and have lovely dreams on them, and anything else you wanna think of - but you can also stash your money under them!!!!! Every time I get into bed these days I hear a rustling noise from under mine. I call it 'The Credit Crunch'. Every home should have one! My mattress even has its own personal private bodyguard, as Dean From Round The Corner will vouch for. Thanks Mikey - keep 'em peeled!
