United Breaks Guitars
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soobiebearToo funny not to share.
And a quick quiz while I wait.
Care for some sprinkled donuts before we get started?
No, thanks. I've seen the ones left on the table.
Connection between you & the last person who text messaged you?
n/a, no txt messaging here
Where is your phone?
at home
Spell your name without an E:
Su
What was the last thing you drank?
beer
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
I actually like it quiet(er). Makes for longer listening. Gotta protect my ears.
What are you excited for?
Nothing really. Sad isn't it.
Have you lived in the same town your entire life?
Nope
What was the highlight of your day?
Being recognized by people I've never met before. Kinda cool.
At this very moment, what exactly are you doing?
Waiting for call, hanging out
Are you smiling with your teeth or just your lips in your default picture?
I'm not smiling.
Who was last person you took a picture with?
Tim Drury, fellow photo-nut
What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Silence of the Lambs
Last time you had a headache?
Dunno.
Have you ever changed someones diaper?
No
Do you know anyone named Betsy?
Probably from the day job, but not really.
When is the last time you went to taco bell?
Blech, years. Nasty stuff.
Day been rough?
The sunburn is killing me, but all else is well.
Who did you last go out to eat with?
Went to catering with some of the locals.
Any plans for 4th of July?
Had my bass player over, hung out, not much.
What are you listening to?
Foreigner - Headknocker
Has the last person you kissed met your parents?
Friendly kiss, no. Kiss-kiss yes.
Do you ever cry during movies?
Not really. Too ADD to watch a whole movie.
Who is the first person you saw this morning?
William
What do you want more than anything right now?
Unburnt legs
What are you wearing?
Boots, khaki shorts, black shirt, walkie-talkie
When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
few minutes ago
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Present. I can't keep the now sorted, so why bother about the past or the future.
Where is the last place you slept besides your bed?
a chair
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Probably not
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
four. 1-5 baby, gimme some caffeine.
Do you miss anyone?
Sures
Are you wearing jeans right now?
No
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Hide them
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No, don't think so
What did you do yesterday?
Worked at the office, put in my time.
What does the newest text message in your inbox say and from who?
n/a
Who is the last person you missed a call from?
Zeff, the dingbat
Have you ever kissed anyone you weren't dating?
Yeah
Tell me, what's on your mind?
House call coming up soon
Are you happy?
Yeah, sures
What's bothering you?
Sunburn! And the fact that they're all American. Kinda strange for a 'British' band.
Is there a reason for your Myspace song?
They too my music player down. Right now it's Lost in Cleveland tho, but you can't get to it through MySpace. It reminds me of Pete and the 271-I71-2-Euclid Spur mess
Has anyone licked you in the past week?
Licked? No.
Have you told anyone you love them today?
Just William.
Did you kiss/hug anyone in the past 24 hours?
Yeah, lots.
Do you go tanning?
Nope.
The last person you kissed breaks your heart, what do you do?
Kick myself for even going there. Eww.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
No, back to the day job
The one person who has hurt you the most says they love you, you say?
Go back to rehab, wanker.
Do you have any nicknames?
P, Suz, Q, Bun
Will you be in a relationship next month?
Probably.
Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
Huh? Yeah, if possible. Don't like leaving people behind but it is funny sometimes.
When you meet someone you like, do you fall in love fast?
Kinda takes a while with my trust issues.
Do you have any pets?
Cat and a husband
Is there anyone in the room with you?
Few people, moving in and out. Most of them I don't know.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Suz
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Yeah
Are you a jealous person?
Not at all.
Current relationship status?
Married
Would you ever get a tattoo?
No, not on my list of things to do
Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?
Yeah, he won't clean his act up.
Morning or night person?
Night, I'm not certifiably human until noon or so
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Who hasn't?
How old was the last person you kissed?
50-something?, but with the wrinkles he looks like he's pushing 60+.
Does someone else like the same person you do?
Yeah, and I'm fine with that.
Do you sleep on a particular side of the bed?
No, wherever I fall that's not covered by another body.
Do you tell people your relationship status?
No, it doesn't really matter.
What is the nearest green thing to you?
bottle of soda back in the kitchenette
What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night?
ledgersheets
When was the last time you saw your mom?
1998?
Have you kissed the last person who texted you?
n/a
Is there someone of the opposite sex you tell everything to?
No, no one really gets the whole story
Do you believe in second chances?
Depends on the crime.
What is the colour of your shirt?
Black, like my soul.
Is there anything bothering you?
Sunburn
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
Ocean for relaxing, pool for working out.
Do you laugh a lot?
Yes, I generally have a good life.
Are you happy with your life right now?
Yes
Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
Yup, and he's being a shit about it.
Do you know any guy who straightens his hair?
Hahaha, yes, with varying results
Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?
Yeah
Do you think that you’re a good person?
No, I'm evil at the core but I do put on a good facade.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
No, I don't know her.
Do you currently have a hickey?
No
Are you able to grab your cell phone without moving from where you are now?
No, as I don't have one
Did you eat breakfast today?
If you can call a can of soda brekky.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Guy Gelso. Peter Green and Denny Laine as well, but I don't know them.
Has someone annoyed you today?
A few people
Are you closer with your siblings or cousins?
Brother I guess, haven't talked to cousins in ten years or so.
Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
I like a bit of cloud cover.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Uh huh. They look pretty good for old guys in leather.
Time to go, I'm being paged!
And a quick quiz while I wait.
Care for some sprinkled donuts before we get started?
No, thanks. I've seen the ones left on the table.
Connection between you & the last person who text messaged you?
n/a, no txt messaging here
Where is your phone?
at home
Spell your name without an E:
Su
What was the last thing you drank?
beer
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
I actually like it quiet(er). Makes for longer listening. Gotta protect my ears.
What are you excited for?
Nothing really. Sad isn't it.
Have you lived in the same town your entire life?
Nope
What was the highlight of your day?
Being recognized by people I've never met before. Kinda cool.
At this very moment, what exactly are you doing?
Waiting for call, hanging out
Are you smiling with your teeth or just your lips in your default picture?
I'm not smiling.
Who was last person you took a picture with?
Tim Drury, fellow photo-nut
What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Silence of the Lambs
Last time you had a headache?
Dunno.
Have you ever changed someones diaper?
No
Do you know anyone named Betsy?
Probably from the day job, but not really.
When is the last time you went to taco bell?
Blech, years. Nasty stuff.
Day been rough?
The sunburn is killing me, but all else is well.
Who did you last go out to eat with?
Went to catering with some of the locals.
Any plans for 4th of July?
Had my bass player over, hung out, not much.
What are you listening to?
Foreigner - Headknocker
Has the last person you kissed met your parents?
Friendly kiss, no. Kiss-kiss yes.
Do you ever cry during movies?
Not really. Too ADD to watch a whole movie.
Who is the first person you saw this morning?
William
What do you want more than anything right now?
Unburnt legs
What are you wearing?
Boots, khaki shorts, black shirt, walkie-talkie
When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
few minutes ago
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Present. I can't keep the now sorted, so why bother about the past or the future.
Where is the last place you slept besides your bed?
a chair
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Probably not
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
four. 1-5 baby, gimme some caffeine.
Do you miss anyone?
Sures
Are you wearing jeans right now?
No
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Hide them
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No, don't think so
What did you do yesterday?
Worked at the office, put in my time.
What does the newest text message in your inbox say and from who?
n/a
Who is the last person you missed a call from?
Zeff, the dingbat
Have you ever kissed anyone you weren't dating?
Yeah
Tell me, what's on your mind?
House call coming up soon
Are you happy?
Yeah, sures
What's bothering you?
Sunburn! And the fact that they're all American. Kinda strange for a 'British' band.
Is there a reason for your Myspace song?
They too my music player down. Right now it's Lost in Cleveland tho, but you can't get to it through MySpace. It reminds me of Pete and the 271-I71-2-Euclid Spur mess
Has anyone licked you in the past week?
Licked? No.
Have you told anyone you love them today?
Just William.
Did you kiss/hug anyone in the past 24 hours?
Yeah, lots.
Do you go tanning?
Nope.
The last person you kissed breaks your heart, what do you do?
Kick myself for even going there. Eww.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
No, back to the day job
The one person who has hurt you the most says they love you, you say?
Go back to rehab, wanker.
Do you have any nicknames?
P, Suz, Q, Bun
Will you be in a relationship next month?
Probably.
Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
Huh? Yeah, if possible. Don't like leaving people behind but it is funny sometimes.
When you meet someone you like, do you fall in love fast?
Kinda takes a while with my trust issues.
Do you have any pets?
Cat and a husband
Is there anyone in the room with you?
Few people, moving in and out. Most of them I don't know.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Suz
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Yeah
Are you a jealous person?
Not at all.
Current relationship status?
Married
Would you ever get a tattoo?
No, not on my list of things to do
Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?
Yeah, he won't clean his act up.
Morning or night person?
Night, I'm not certifiably human until noon or so
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Who hasn't?
How old was the last person you kissed?
50-something?, but with the wrinkles he looks like he's pushing 60+.
Does someone else like the same person you do?
Yeah, and I'm fine with that.
Do you sleep on a particular side of the bed?
No, wherever I fall that's not covered by another body.
Do you tell people your relationship status?
No, it doesn't really matter.
What is the nearest green thing to you?
bottle of soda back in the kitchenette
What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night?
ledgersheets
When was the last time you saw your mom?
1998?
Have you kissed the last person who texted you?
n/a
Is there someone of the opposite sex you tell everything to?
No, no one really gets the whole story
Do you believe in second chances?
Depends on the crime.
What is the colour of your shirt?
Black, like my soul.
Is there anything bothering you?
Sunburn
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
Ocean for relaxing, pool for working out.
Do you laugh a lot?
Yes, I generally have a good life.
Are you happy with your life right now?
Yes
Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
Yup, and he's being a shit about it.
Do you know any guy who straightens his hair?
Hahaha, yes, with varying results
Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?
Yeah
Do you think that you’re a good person?
No, I'm evil at the core but I do put on a good facade.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
No, I don't know her.
Do you currently have a hickey?
No
Are you able to grab your cell phone without moving from where you are now?
No, as I don't have one
Did you eat breakfast today?
If you can call a can of soda brekky.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Guy Gelso. Peter Green and Denny Laine as well, but I don't know them.
Has someone annoyed you today?
A few people
Are you closer with your siblings or cousins?
Brother I guess, haven't talked to cousins in ten years or so.
Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
I like a bit of cloud cover.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Uh huh. They look pretty good for old guys in leather.
Time to go, I'm being paged!
